Can’t Read My, Can’t Read My, No You Can’t Read My Chromosomes

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Lady Gaga performed in Washington, DC last night and I can’t help but wonder how much the gays (ed. note: I assume it’s all gay people in the audience, because really, c’mon) in the audience paid to see this crap. There has to be a cheaper way to see something like this. I mean, if I wanted to see a hermaphrodite prance around on stage in a ridiculous outfit, before the show I’d play ring toss and buy a giant turkey leg and some cotton candy. You know, and whatever else you do at a carnival.

Note: She’s just not all beauty, she’s brains too!!