Emmy Rossum Is Single

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Actress Emmy Rossum, who sort of looks like Angelina Jolie’s sister with down syndrome, is getting divorced after her husband, Justin Siegel (this handsome devil), filed citing irreconcilable differences. People reports:

Siegel cites irreconcilable differences and seeks spousal support from Rossum, 23, according to the Sept. 25 filing in Los Angeles Superior Court. The couple had no children. Although no date of separation is listed on the divorce filing, a source says the pair split in August.

She’s reportedly dating Counting Crows frontthing, Adam Duritz, so try not to get too excited. Emmy is a 23-year old chick who seems to only date dopey, middle-age, white Jewish guys. So basically, if she was in a comic book, she would be the arch enemy of Kim Kardashian. And her special powers would be the ability to smell cocoa butter and hear dice games over great distances. Or something like that. That may have been racist. Who knows. What am I, a writer all of a sudden?