The 4th season of Heroes starts tonight and you should really check it out, because NBC paid me a lot of money to convince you to it really is a kick ass show. It stars the always hot Ali Larter, Hayden Panettiere in a cheerleading uniform, an Asian guy, and that one guy from Near Dark. Oh, and it also stars that one dude from that one thing! He’s awesome! So if you love me like you say in your letters you’ll watch it tonight. If not, I’m not even really sure what you bring to this relationship anymore. God, why does everything have to be about you?!