Avril Lavigne Is Single

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This was a rumor last month, but now I guess it’s not. Avril Lavigne and whatshisname are getting divorced. Us Magazine reports:

“She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on,” a source tells the new Us Weekly, adding that Lavigne, 25, forced him out of their $9.5 million, 12,00-square-foot estate in L.A.’s Bel Air. “Divorce papers will be filed any day now.” Whibley, 29, “is crushed,” adds another insider.

Whatever. She’s annoying and may or may not be able to build a dam with her teeth and he looks like something that scientists just unthawed. Basically what I’m saying is I’m not really sure why I posted this boring shit.