Megan Fox Does Rolling Stone

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No matter how many times she tries, there’s a reason why AnnaLynne McCord will never be anything other than some fugly chick on a crappy TV show sacrificing baby koalas to be famous. That reason is the cover of the October issue of Rolling Stone. The difference between Megan Fox and every other in chick in Hollywood is like the difference between a marinated london broil and a half-eaten Twinkie a raccoon left in the dumpster.

Hey, look! It’s “T” as in “Todd”!!: