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Jayde Nicole, the chick who may or may not have got her ass kicked by Joe Francis was in a bikini at a beach I didn’t bother to look up, because what does it matter? She could be on Mars and telling me that she’s building a time machine out of kicked puppies and I would just nod and do that thing where you put your hand in your pockets and kick the sand with your foot, because who are we kidding? I believe whatever a hot chick tells me.