Katy Perry Was The Big Winner

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I have no idea if she won anything or not at the VMAs last night, but Katy Perry’s heavenly rack was the night’s clear winner. Yes, she’s annoying and looks like a Dollar Tree Zooey Deschanel, but as the point of this post suggests, she has a big tits. And that’s pretty much all I care about. That and my action figure collection. A handful of brave men beamed down from the space station Skyvault, becoming man and machine! Power Xtreme!!!