John Mayer Is In This

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John Mayer is a douchebag who looks like he just tripped over a downed power line whenever he’s on stage, but he’s been knuckle deep in more USDA kitty than a vet (he should get a medal for Minka Kelly alone), so it’s no surprise that he’s moved on to his next piece. Janet Charlton reports:

If you read Page Six you might remember a recent blind item they printed about secret trysts between a reality star and a well known singer. We are revealing that pair to be John Mayer and “The Hills” star Kristin Cavallari! They have been hooking up secretly at a mutual friend’s house in the Mt Olympus area of the Hollywood Hills for the past two years! Our source says that Kristin was hesitant to date John publicly because she didn’t want to be added to his long list of conquests, and they were both dating other people off and on. Recently their “friends with benefits” relationship has evolved, and they are actually considering going public.

I play guitar, but maybe I should start writing vagina begging music and wearing plaid shirts. That seems to be working for this guy. But I’m not gonna lie, ether works pretty good too.