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Britney Spears’ tour hit two hours from me in Greensboro, NC this weekend, and the highlight of the night is when Britney swallowed a whole chickenunveiled her cover version of Alanis Morissette’s You Oughta Know. This is supposed to be live, but whatever. It’s Britney Spears. I’d rather hear a bag of kittens being set on fire.