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As you look at these pictures of Lindsay in Beverly Hills on Tuesday, please know that she’s currently thinking over a $900K offer from Playboy to pose nude. If I had to guess, she’s probably holding out for more money. I know I would. I mean, she has to know that once her issue hits newsstands, there’s gonna be chaos in the streets if people can’t get their hands on pictures of an emaciated freckled skank with tits that look like balloons five days after the party and a vagina that’s been pounded more than a Jager shot. $900K? Please. Lindsay should be waiting for Playboy to send her a dwarf that spins straw into gold.