Chris Brown Has a Good Memory

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Appearing live on television for the first time since he did this to Rihanna because she had the nerve to ask him who he was texting, Chris Brown told Larry King that he didn’t remember beating the shit out of her. Us Magazine reports:

“When I look at it now, it’s just like, wow, like, I can’t — I can’t believe that — that actually happened,” he says in the interview, set to air Wednesday…Brown told King that “everything comes with consequences. They want me to pick up trash remove graffiti. I’m a hard worker. It’s something I’m willing to do.” Along with his mother Joyce Hawkins, Brown told King how he grew up in an abusive home. Hawkins said her husband beat her – and Brown said he knew it: “I used to be scared to go to bed.”

But he said he is not blaming his past for the attack on Rihanna.”Nobody taught us how to love one another. Nobody taught us a book on how to — how to control our emotions or our anger,” he said. “I wish I could have changed that night.”

It’s unclear from this video if he needs some Ginkgo biloba to go with that baby blue sweater and bowtie, but a trident through the chest might jog his memory.