Demi Moore Is Delusional

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I mean, it’s obvious to everyone at this point that Demi Moore has had more work than the Millenium Falcon, right? Ok, thanks. Telegraph UK reports:

The Hollywood star, 46, has managed to stay looking like a woman in her twenties for two decades, prompting speculation that she has spent at least £200,000 remodelling her face and body. But in an interview in with French Marie Clare, Moore flatly denied that she had ever had any surgery. “It’s completely false, I’ve never had it done,” she said, adding: “But I would never judge those who have. “If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem.” Moore went on to say that she disliked the idea of undergoing surgery “to hold up the ageing process.” “It’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy. “That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I’m less adamant about not having it done,” she said. “For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look thirty


Yeah, so…um..her doctor might disagree:

Despite her protestations, Moore’s surgeon in the US is said to be Brian Novack. In 2004 a close friend said: “He’s a fantastic surgeon and his clients don’t look like they’ve had surgery. Demi can’t stand it that there is part of her that is not perfect.” Among the work Moore has allegedly had is liposuction to her hips, thighs and stomach, estimated to have cost £16,000, a £9,500 breast implant operation and £20,000 of work on her face.

If this were ancient Egypt Demi Moore would be stuffed with sawdust and herbs by now, but through the wonders and magic of science, a 46-year old mother of three doesn’t have to look like a 46-year old mother of three. So, I’m not really sure why she’s denying it. She looks like a wax Demi Moore statue. The only way she could look more fake is if she had antlers.

Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, and Jimmy Neutron at the LA premiere of Spread: