Megan Fox Does Cosmo

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Let’s be honest, this is basically a Megan Fox fan site, and the October cover of Cosmopolitan is pretty much all the reason you need to deal with it. Holy shit, she’s hot. Kelly Clarkson needed a team of scientists to make her not look like Grimace on the cover of Self, but they just threw Megan in a pink dress and told her to do what comes natural, baby. And I swear to God, if I hear one more thing about her thumbs I’m gonna puke blood. They’re thumbs. I repeat, thumbs. She could have lobster claws and I’d still hit it like Dale Earnhardt.