Look, I barely know who Brittany Snow is. She was kinda hot in that one movie with my new girlfriend Sophia Bush, but other than that, I’d rather watch Antiques Roadshow than any movie she’s in. I guess she must know that because she got out of a car last night with her legs spread like a virus. Christ, she’s boring. I would write more, but if I look at these pictures anymore I’m afraid I might wake up six months from now with a doctor telling my mom it’s a miracle.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
