Lindsay Has A Sex Tape. It Was “Stolen”.

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As reported yesterday, Lindsay’s neighbors want her gone because of the multiple break-ins at her house. Lindsay’s father claimed it was an inside job, and Lindsay agrees. From her Twitter:

@duke2001j that’s how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren’t taken… just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me

Today, the Chicago-Sun Times knows what those “things” are:

I’ve learned the real reason Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of the safe from her L.A. house is the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public. …

Boy, that’s convenient. Lindsay gets to play the victim until she collects her $2M for letting her sex tape get “stolen”. I wonder who it’s with? It could be Samantha Ronson, Harry Morton (his hand is in the banner pic), Calum Best, Criss Angel, this guy, this guy, or these three dudes. But let’s be honest, it’s Lindsay Lohan. There’s a good chance it could be Lion-O or a guy who operates a Tilt-A-Whirl.