Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman Are Gonna Have Sex

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I can think of worse things than Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman having sex. In fact, I can think of a lot of worse things. So, if I could buy my ticket for Black Swan right now, chances are very favorable that I would. Script Editor reports:

“Can I just tell you why none of my review matters? Can I just tell you why my review is absolutely pointless? Because in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex,” the review reads. “Yeah. You read that right. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex. Yeah so…this movie is already on the must-see list of 2010.”

Darren Aronofsky is a damn genius, and when you can get Jennifer Connelly to fuck another girl with a double-sided dildo then get Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman to go down on each other, you should probably be paraded down the street like Xerses.