Kourtney Kardashian Got Pregnant By This Dude

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Let’s face it, the race to get pregnant has always been between Kim and Kourtney, because there’s no way Khloe was gonna get pregnant unless she somehow finds Skull Island. Anyway, Kourtney’s pregnant. E! Online reports:

Kourtney says she was shocked to learn she was expecting, but then realized it wasn’t completely out of the question. “There’s so many times I’ll forget to take my pill,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show. She added, “I’ve done that several times and never really thought about it…I know, it’s stupid.” As for the baby daddy’s reaction, Kourtney said, “He was like way more like excited than I was. Like he definitely wasn’t as nervous and scared.”

Kourtney is by far the hottest of these Armenian whores, but you’re probably trying to adjust the color on your monitor right now to notice. It’s fine, the dude is white.