You Knew This Was Coming

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I haven’t been able to post for two and a half days now, so of course you knew I was going to blow my load on pictures of Megan Fox at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards last night. I don’t know what decency laws allow something this hot to be paraded around stage in front of a bunch of 12-year old boys and sexually confused 14-year old girls, but hey, whatever. And yes, I realize she has a fucked up thumb. There. I said it. But please explain to me what that has to do with me taking an anal core sample?

Note: Sorry about the site issues the last few days, But make sure to be here tomorrow. You’re not gonna want to miss it.