Katherine Heigl Is a Joy To Work With

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Hey, remember last week Katherine Heigl went on Letterman and complained about working 17 hour days on Grey’s Anatomy? Ok, you do? Awesome. NY Mag reports:

Poor Katherine Heigl. What she neglected to add was this: This “cruel” shooting schedule was only to accommodate HER and her needs. The producers graciously shuffled things around so she could go off and do promotion for her new film. Also, with union rules, the producers had to pay a ton of overtime and penalties to make this happen. The thanks they get is Katherine Heigl going on national television hoping to embarrass them.

As you read this, please keep in mind that a “17 hour day” means, at best, 4 hours of Katherine Heigl standing on an X, saying words that other people wrote, moving to another X, saying more words, pretending to cry, then going to her trailer for a penguin embryo facial, lavender chamomile aromatherapy, and some royal caviar and champagne. If somebody handed this bitch a mop or a timecard she’d take a hostage. She has no idea what real work is, yet she complains when the producers bend space and time to accomodate her schedule. The homeless guys I pay to beat each other up, would kill to have her job. That’s not really saying much, though. They’d also kill for a Big Mac. And don’t let it be an extra value meal. Throw in a McFlurry and somebody’s getting beheaded. Are you not entertained?!

Katherine Heigl enduring the horrible working conditions on a Hollywood set: