Lindsay Got A Job

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I guess hardcore anal porn isn’t as close as we thought, because Lindsay Lohan got a job modeling for the Italian fashion house, Fornarina. Next week her straight-to-cable movie, Labor Pains, comes out, so it looks like Lindsay Lohan is on the way back, baby. Modeling jeans and starring in a movie that couldn’t even get a DVD release? Man, things are lookin up. If things keep going this good, by this time next week, Lindsay might find some quarters in a payphone or get a free apple turnover at McDonald’s with the purchase of an apple turnover or something of equal or greater value. A free apple turnover! Can you believe it?!