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Yeah, I know her face kinda looks like a Cabbage Patch doll and she’s dating Orlando Bloom, but make no mistake, I’d split Miranda Kerr’s little ass like firewood. In case you didn’t know, those panties in the banner picture are like my kryptonite and any chick who wears them around me might as well be Professor X because I’m pretty sure they could get me to do whatever they wanted. But right now, I’m more concerned about how tiny Miranda Kerr is. It makes me wonder how we’re actually gonna have sex. Since my penis is so extraordinarily huge they might have to lower her down on it in a harness like they did that cow over the velociraptor cage.