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I realize that if I want to be one of the cool kids, I going to have to think Hayden Panettiere is hot, and she’s been really trying this month by shopping in the women’s department, but I just can’t see it, man. I mean, sure, I’d fuck her, but I can’t shake the feeling that if I went down on her I’d have to unsnap her onesie and borrow her bib then give her a lollipop and a “I Was So Brave!” sticker like the nurse would give her after a shot.