Lady Gaga Is Mistaken

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In an interview with Maxim, the visual dry heave Lady Gaga says that you want to see her vagina. Seriously. Maxim (via FoxNews):

My concerts are about me being very private in public, but I’m very protective. My apartment is my stage, and my bedroom is my stage—they’re just not stages you’re allowed to see. When you let a bunch of people in there, they f*** with that energy and it becomes a circus. Put it another way: Everybody wants me to show my vagina to the world all the time. And the truth is, I don’t have to.

Lady Gaga looks like a female Gargamel impersonator, so no, no I really don’t want to see her vagina. Sorry. I live a block away from drunk college vagina who all want to live in my building, so I’m not really staying up nights thinking about how to sneak into Lady Gaga’s house. Unless I can pull out a treasure map or it can read my fortune, I’m not really sure what it’s supposed to do for me.