Megan Fox Is An Idiot

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Although Transformers launched her into superstardom, Megan Fox is channeling her inner Katherine Heigl and is taking every opportunity to piss all over it. Us Magazine reports:

Fox told Entertainment Weekly: “I mean, I can’t shit on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.”

And although it’s not as big as mine, director Michael Bay pulled his dick out and slapped her with it:

“Well, that’s Megan Fox for you,” Bay tell the Wall Street Journal. “She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. “You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, ‘Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it,'” he goes on…”Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers,” he says. “I like to think that I’ve had some luck in building actors’ careers with my films.”

As much as I like to explore her anus like Ponce de León, I’ve slowly come to the realization that this chick says a lot of dumb shit and she’s never gonna leave Brian Austin Green no matter what she tells me. The imaginary sex is great, but quite frankly, so is a delmonico steak. The only difference is, I’ve actually tasted a delmonico steak. So, Megan, you know that number you had blocked and reported to the police? Yeah, it’s never calling you again! Haha, suck on that Megan!