Yep, Still Would

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I used to date this chick that looked exactly like Jennifer Love Hewitt with bigger tits (Hey, there Shannon. Yes, my number is still unlisted.), but of course she was psychotically unhinged and tried to set my car on fire in a grocery store parking lot. I really didn’t care at the time, because as previously stated, she looked like 1998 Jennifer Love Hewitt with DD’s. I don’t know what this has to do with the real Jennifer Love Hewitt with smaller tits in LAX yesterday, but she’s crazy too and I’d still hit it like Rihanna’s jaw right now. I know this post makes absolutely no sense, but you know it’s your fault. You guys are supposed to stop me when I ramble like this. What kind of friends are you?!