Marion Cotillard is Accomodating

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Marion Cotillard showed up at the European premiere of Public Enemies last night, and although she tried, she really couldn’t seem to pour her tits out onto the red carpet. I wouldn’t be scared if she tried this on my carpet, because of an infused chemical treatment before the actual tufting or weaving process began, my carpet is stain free! Meaning, when dirt or liquids are introduced to the surface, I’m worry free! My life is so exciting!

If you want to see what is would look like if they actually fell out, you can quench your curiosity here (NSFW)