Lindsay Lohan Is Hard At Work

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Since she has no friends, no money, no job, and no dignity, Lindsay Lohan had a birthday party for herself in Vegas at MGM this weekend. Boy, I bet that crowd was pumped. Nothing like going to Vegas to watch a bony coke whore with more dots on her freckled ass than a stack of dot matrix printer paper shuffling back and forth in her panties. I’m not even joking when I say I’d rather watch me being set on fire than watch Lindsay Lohan.