Kendra Wilkinson Is Married

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Kendra Wilkinson and her long-time boyfriend, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver, Hank Baskett, got married at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday. I rode go-karts on Saturday. Suck on that Kendra! Us Magazine reports:

Wilkinson’s former Girls Next Door costars Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison, as well as their ex Hugh Hefner, were among the 500 guests. “I’m ready to marry the man of my dreams,” Wilkinson told Us shortly before tying the knot. “He’s one in a million. I’m so lucky.”Wilkinson, 24, wore more than $100,000 worth of platinum and diamond jewelry by designer Michael Barin. She personally selected the 4.25-carat platinum drop earrings ($47,000), the 2.5-carat platinum pendant ($33,700) and the 4.5-carat bracelet ($21,000). Her brother Colin walked her down the aisle (Hef was originally slated to do the honor but Wilkinson changed her mind).

Hey look, two people you don’t care about (one who you couldn’t recognize on the street) got married this weekend. I hope you’re gonna be okay now that it’s over. Maybe you can read the back of a cereal box or put a glass on a coaster to see if there is some way you can recreate the excitement of this moment.