Umm, Damn

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Since I refuse to write about that self-aggrandizing. bitter queen or the chick with the Nazi hair and her ping-pong playing kids anymore, here’s Hilary Duff in Hawaii prancing around in a bikini. I had basically forgotten what Hilary Duff looked like until I saw these pictures today, and um, has she always looked like this? Did I miss something? Because I’m pretty sure I’d fuck her now. Yep, I’m pretty sure. I’m also pretty sure that I’m going to try that new Italian place for lunch today. Ah, Wednesday! What a day of exciting new possibilities!