Miley Cyrus is in a Bikini

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There’s a lot of hot Southern chicks in bikinis at my building’s pool right now, but I’m here on my couch writing about some dorky, teen Disney chick in a bikini filming some movie that I’ll never see. Have you ever laid awake at night and wondered why God hates you? Yeah, I do that a lot. Good lookin’ out, God! Appreciate it!

Enjoy, you pervert: