Al Roker Hates Heidi and Spencer, Is Awesome

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Al Roker. He is the weatherman. He is my shining star. He is a black man. He is Al Roker. He interviewed Heidi and Spencer and was kind of a big meanie.From Al’s Twitter:

Heidi and Spencer are an interesting couple. famous for…being infamous. Bad and vacuous behavior. I think we’re at minute 11 of their 15.

Heidi on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, from TMZ:

“I was shocked at how rude he was – I was crying afterwards because I couldn’t believe I felt personally attacked … I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you’re talking to me right now? I’m just a young woman and you’re coming at me so aggressively and meanly [sic] and mean-spirited.”

You can see the interview here.

So…Spencer slapped a chick in the face? Really? Why isn’t everyone talking about that? Yeah. Moving on. I love Al Roker. Love love love him. I want to send him a bucket o’ chicken /tired racial stereotype.

It was fun to listen to Spencer try to explain how he wants to be a villain in reality competition shows, but a hero in real life. Spencer, a hero. What would he have to do to shed his douchebag image? Rescue 100 orphans from a burning building? Nah, he’d still be a douchebag. I think douchebag is a bit too nice, and kinda overused. From this moment on, he is an enemanozzle. Doesn’t really roll off the tongue, but it is gross.

On to Heidi. Actually, I’m really sick of talking about these people, so can we please just send her off to a glue factory or rendering plant? Thanks.

Tony Robbins moment: If you are having self esteem issues, just have a look at these awful people. You will feel tons better, I promise.