Megan Fox Is Oral

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The fact that Megan Fox has her thumb in her mouth and my girlfriend had her thumb in her mouth last night isn’t lost on me, so I took it as a sign to take the opportunity to post pictures of Megan at the Seoul premiere of Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen yesterday. I have no idea who or what this “Fallen” they’re referring to, but we can go ahead and rule out my penis.