Jessica Alba Is A Vandal

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Jessica Alba defaced a bunch of shit in Oklahoma City with posters of great white sharks in order to raise awareness. From TMZ:

One of the spots she’s accused of tagging was a billboard for the United Way. A rep for the non-profit organization told us although the billboard was donated, they’ll probably have to pay out of their own pocket to replace it. Either way, the U.W. said, “We remain focused on our work rather than this minor distraction.” So far, cops say no one has filed charges against Alba.

The dumbest thing about this is that they are just pictures of sharks. No message or anything. What is she trying to tell you about sharks? They’re here, they’re queer, get used to it? Sharks Against War? For just 65 cents a day, you can provide food, shelter, medicine and education to a great white shark? Maybe it is just a picture of a shark, because not unlike bacon, sharks make everything exponentially more awesome.

I Googled “great white shark”, and do you know what I found? I found this story about Jessica Alba being an idiot. Way to raise awareness about your idiocy, Jess. I bet you hate it when people call you that.