Piranha 3-D May Do Well

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According to IMDB, Pirahna 3-D is about “A tremor under the surface of Lake Victoria unleashes scores of prehistoric piranhas, an event which rallies the local sheriff (Shue) who will risk everything to save her townsfolk.”, but they probably might want to reword that to mention Kelly Brook’s tits. The guys at ShockTillYouDrop have some pictures and will be hanging around the set, so let me be the first to say to the editor, fuck you. Dear God, Kelly Brook’s body is perfect. I just hate it for the blonde chick in the pictures, Riley Steele. To reiterate, she’s standing next to Kelly Brook. She could have gold wings and lasers for eyes and carrying a magical trident, and she would still be, at best, the second most interesting thing on the boat.