Angelina Jolie Tops Forbes’ Celebrity 100

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Angelina Jolie: more powerful than Oprah. She is #1 on The Celebrity 100, a list of the world’s most powerful celebrities. From Forbes:

Jolie raked in $27 million in the past 12 months thanks to a movie schedule that included Kung Fu Panda, Wanted and the not-yet-released spy thriller Salt.

Gee, thanks Angelina. You’re so good at making us regular women feel inadequate. Next she’s going to tell us that her vagina is made of platinum and diamonds. It is probably like Archimedes’ death ray down there. Careful Angelina. Sparkly lips sink ships.