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In between marriage proposals, death threats, and topless pictures of your girlfriend, I get a lot of email saying I don’t post about dudes enough. That’s not going to change, but to stop your incessant whining, Michelle will be helping me update the site starting on Friday. Michelle has a pet bunny name George, a private cabana at Raging Waters, and she also happens to be pretty damn funny. So welcome her aboard, be nice, and enjoy. And if you don’t, I’ll finally come to your house and do that thing to your sister she keeps texting me about. Seriously, dude, what’s up that?