Megan Fox is a Prostitute

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At this point, other than trying to get her half naked on their cover, I’m not sure why magazines want to interview Megan Fox. Because, well, chances are good that she wont make it five minutes without saying something really stupid. Congrats, British GQ! Showbiz Spy reports:

“When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes,” Fox tells the July issue of British GQ. “We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross. “I have this sort of promiscuous image. People assume I’m really overtly sexually aggressive and that I’m this wild child. And I’m not like that at all. “I would rather have an image that is wild and promiscuous than to go out of my way to be proper all the time.“There are some guys who think I’m going to be this little cupcake who’s going to bat my eyes and be like a receptacle for them. I shut them down immediately.”

Ugh. Megan, I love you, I do, but baby, pretty please, shut the hell up. You want to know why people think you’re “overtly sexually aggressive”? Let’s see, hmm, maybe this? Or this? No wait, maybe this. Look, you can’t throw me an idea then say I have the wrong idea. Magazines aren’t claiming you’re Andrei Chikatilo or Jack The Ripper, you’re saying this stuff. I think you just need to take a long look in the mirror and think about what image you want to portray. Now turn around. Then squeeze your nipples for me. Oooh yeah, baby. You like that?