A Skank At Cannes

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Paris Hilton is a whore, so when you put her on a yacht in France at a prestigious film festival, that doesn’t really change. The Mirror reports:

She and Doug Reinhardt had to walk the plank after Elton John’s fella David Furnish caught the heiress trying to, like, shiver Doug’s timbers on a party yacht at Cannes A source said: “David met Paris at the Hotel du Cap and invited her to a party on his friend’s yacht.” As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug’s throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn’t care who was looking. “They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. “But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. “David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour. “Everyone congratulated the captain.”

I have no idea who Doug Reinhardt is, but based on the banner picture, he’ll have an insatiable appetite for brains in about three days. I can’t imagine having Paris Hilton’s tongue in your mouth doing anything else. So when you see this Doug dude, use your head. And cut off his.