Kelly Brook Should Always Wear a Bikini

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It’s no secret that God designed Kelly Brook’s body specifically for deviant sex, so the United Nations should get off their ass and pass a law that bans every store on Earth from selling her actual clothes. She should only be naked or in a bikini. Or naked and putting on a bikini. Or taking off a bikini to get naked. To be honest, as long as the words “bikini” and “naked” are in the description, she could wear Hulk hands and a breathing tube and, at best, the closest my semen would get would be her thigh.