Shut the Hell Up, Gwyneth

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My seething hatred for Gwyneth Paltrow is fully documented on this site, mostly because she’s an America hating hippie who didn’t deserve her Oscar because she’s never worked a day in her life and was handed roles and fame by her famous actress mother and her connected producer/director father. So you’d think she’d be thankful to get paid to sit in a makeup chair all day to get ready to read words other people wrote for Iron Man 2. Of course not. The Sun reports:

“Gwyneth has become very frustrated with Scarlett. They come from different worlds and have completely different styles….Gwyneth has found Scarlett very demanding of the attention of the crew. It’s not a happy set.” Gwyneth has been left exhausted by the politics and a series of strenuous scenes and and is now taking a two-week break from filming. Hubby CHRIS MARTIN has lavished her with love and supported her at a dinner with friends in LA. “Gwyneth and Scarlett have never been particularly close. Gwyneth was looking forward to working with EMILY BLUNT, who was originally in line for the part, but it ended up being Scarlett. Gwyneth’s had to live with that and she has been very professional, but she and Scarlett haven’t developed a friendship on the shoot, which is almost at the half way point. In fact, it’s quite the opposite.”

The blockqoute is really all you need to know about Gwyneth Paltrow. A wooden Indian in a tuxedo could play her part and this movie would still make $200 million, but since she couldn’t get her way she pouted and stopped production so she could go on vacation. While you read that last sentence, please keep in mind that she’s an actress. You could take a nap or be frozen in carbonite and you’d still work harder than this bitch.

Scarlett Johansson may be even more pretentious and self-important, but she has a huge rack and it turns out my penis is more forgiving than I am: