French Whore

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Paris Hilton took her flat chest, saggy ass, comically oversized feet, and Valtrex swimming in Cannes this morning for some reason, and I hate to sound like a dick, but if somebody could shoot her, that would be great. She’s supposed to be famous for being sexy, but I’d rather fuck a bee hive than get my penis anywhere near this skank. At least with bees my penis wouldn’t start glowing and have to be cut off and encased in lead.