Links And Kittens Vs. Technology

Kittehs will never understand the teknullogee. [CityRag]

Wanda Sykes had twins: one for each vagina in her relationship. [FatBackMedia]

The wind and gravity were too much for Aisleyne Horgan who saw celebrity nip slips and raised them a whole tit. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

The new Hilary Duff pregnancy rumor sounds eerily similar to Lindsay Lohan pregnancy rumors. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Tori Spelling is in Cookie magazine, which I only know because it got mixed up in my porno when I thought it was called Cookies Magazine. [ImNotObsessed]

This blog asks: “Is John Mayer a Sleaze?” as if we didn’t know the answer to that question already. [ICYDK]

In a tabloid smackdown like the Us Weekly Vs. In Touch one going on right now, are there any winners or just losers who aren’t credible? [AllieIsWired!]

Things have gotten bad enough for Jennifer Aniston that even Bette Midler is giving her dating advice. Bette. Midler. [Celebitchy]

Hayden Panettiere is at Cannes supporting her new film short people? [LaineyGossip]