Heidi Klum is Cool

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By all accounts, Heidi Klum should be a thankless, self-important bitch who would cause a scene if she had to wait two minutes for her melted Himalayas snow colonic, and it would be totally expected and tolerated because you can get away with things like that when you’re one of the most beautiful women in the world. But all you need to know about Heidi Klum is in these pictures of her and Seal renewing their vows. She has no issues with making herself look like a complete retard for the enjoyment of other people. If this were Jennifer Lopez, she would spend a billion dollars to turn a pumpkin into a carriage pulled by winged unicorns while a hundred handmaidens threw white roses before her feet and guests dined on bald eagle eggs and koala livers. Heidi Klum got some cornrows and hired an Elvis impersonator. So, just imagine the most unassuming, affable dork you ever dated as a 5’10” German supermodel. The only way Heidi Klum could be more perfect is if she could fly.