Links Set To Crappy Music And Nice Boobs

Heidi Montag’s new “Blackout” video introduces her as Heidi Pratt (eeewww!), but then features her showing off her boobs in various tropical-themed close-ups. I say: mute and enjoy! [YouTube]

Natalie Portman goes between two ferns with Zach Galifianakis. [Popoholic]

Halle Berry in a tube top makes everyone happy. Except women, it makes you gals feel fat. But you look anyway. [LaineyGossip]

This probably-autistic, definitely legitimate geek guy seems to recycle his own semen. Though someone needs to give him a lecture about stomach acids. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Padma Lakshmi wore a see-through dress. Oh, and flashes were used. What a wonderful combination. Designer: Public Misery. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

Lindsay and Ali Lohan are still on their vacation celebrating nothing and promoting nothing. For how broke we keep hearing LiLo is, she still lives a life I would steal from her in a second. You know, if I could skin her and hear her face over mine…[ICYDK]

Oprah: “It’s great to have a private jet. Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn’t great is lying to you.” Me: “You know you sound like a bitch, right?” [ImNotObsessed]