Presidential Crotch Star, Now In Dress Form

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As is tradition for the White House Correspondents Dinner Party, the reporters and networks made sure to use their invitations to invite celebrities that shouldn’t be there. This year’s dinner saw George Lucas, three members of the Gossip Girl cast, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, a veritable who’s who of non-politicians.

I understand the need to have a media event associated with the White House every once in awhile, but did it really require THREE members of the Gossip Girl cast?

And poor Alicia Keys must have noticed at some point that her dress was sparsely decorated enough that it looks like she gave herself a coochie star to draw attention to that that thing.

Damn, woman, it’s politics, not the Grammys.