Megan Fox is Smart

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In the June issue of Esquire magazine (legendary video HERE), Megan Fox talks about how hot she is, how she knows hot she is, and something about Scarlett Johansson. People via Esquire reports:

“If you know how to take control of [being a sex symbol], then it can be powerful,” the actress, 22, tells Esquire in its June issue. “But I have no idea how to handle it yet, how to deal with it.” “I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against,” she says, “but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault.” “I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores,” she adds. “It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.”

I don’t know, Megan Fox seems to be overthinking this. She’s Megan Fox. She doesn’t need to be smart. Or talk. She could be leaning over a stack of coloring books while wearing a My Little Pony bike helmet and I’d still have to wear those condoms that numb your penis.