I Hope That’s Rhetorical

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I have no idea what alien technology they pulled from a UFO crash site to make this camera that was used for Jessica Simpson’s photoshoot in June’s Vanity Fair, but…um, wow. Please keep in mind that two months ago Jessica Simpson looked like this. I’m not quite sure about the science on this, but I’m almost positive that people don’t change this much in two months unless they teleported with a fly or got exposed to gamma radiation.