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The best thing anyone can shoot with the top-of-the-line HD camera is a short film about Megan Fox being hot. Thank you, Esquire. [Egotastic]

Lindsay Lohan takes a tumble on some red carpet, and laughing at her now involves more feelings of genuine pity than I was expecting. [TMZ]

Zac Efron doesn’t want to get married until he’s 40, leaving Vanessa Hudgens open to dating other guys. The line forms behind me. [ImNotObsessed]

Halle Berry got pissed at the paparazzi for crowding her and started F-bombing around her kid. Bad form. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Justin Timberlake plays with some balls down in NYC. [Cityrag]

Some Kate Moss topless pictures, shameless presented as if I couldn’t draw Kate Moss’ nipples from memory at this point. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

The difference between us and other gossip blogs. Some call Reese Witherspoon dressed casually “adorable,” while I say “frumpy” and Todd punches me in the mouth because he told me never to use the word “frumpy” again. [ICYDK]