Dear God

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I’m just gonna come out and say it. If these pictures of Megan Fox and her insanely hot stomach don’t give you a raging hard on, you might have a secret to tell your parents. And by that, I mean you’re gay. Seriously, you’re gay. Just shut down your computer right now, pack your bags, move to Vermont, and meet yourself a nice guy. Because, well, I think it would be pretty obvious to everyone at that point that vagina really isn’t your thing.