Hayden Panettiere is Different

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It might be because I just woke up, but Hayden Panettiere looked kinda doable at the Star Trek premiere last night. Notice I said “kinda”. Mostly because she’s like 3 feet tall and has a freakishly giant head. I’d really have to talk my penis into this, because fucking her would be like fucking a koala or one of the Shirt Tales.

(btw, is that tat on her back real?)